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Crossroads is a great shout but I must demand:
RESIDENT EVIL: THE FINAL CHAPTER
It boasts all your favorites from the other Resident Evil films such as: Milla Jovovich (possibly a clone); possibly Michelle Rodriguez (possibly a clone); Unmemorable Love Interest (3 of 5); that woman from the city one maybe; that guy who got turned into a zombie hulk (?); Sir Jorah Mormont (!) (possibly a clone); and the rest!
THRILL to the off-brand plastic looking Matrix martial arts and non-union third-tier Malaysian CGI!
THINK about plotting that is so nonsensical as to border on avant-garde!
SPECULATE about the tempestuous, multi decade relationship between star and director!
Who could ask for anything more? |
