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While I considered nominating Snow Dogs (with Cuba Gooding, Jr.) or Bangkok Dangerous (with Nic Cage, who has miraculously not been screened yet by the FFS), I believe the time has come for the FFS to show its quality!!
I believe we should select a film that nearly all critics have deemed "unwatchable" ... and watch it! That'll show those know-it-all critics!
"But wait!" you say. How can a film featuring Christopher Walken playing a detective and Al Pacino as a character named "Starkman" be unwatchable? (I mean, Pacino is indeed a stark man, but "unwatchable"??)
Well, that film becomes "unwatchable" when it casts ye olde Bennifer as its leads. THUSLY, the following nomination DEMANDS YOUR VOTES! That's right. The time has come for a formal nomination of...
GIGLI (2003) |
