FFS Staff

Jun 19 2021

Screening #31

poster for The Beastmaster

Screening Info

Selection: The Beastmaster
Notes: Nathan: ...I twitch unnaturally. Verily my teeth rattle with rage when I consider this list we hath wrought. I did nearly offer a nominee but that each passing hour another MUCH MORE AWFUL option presented to my screen. As should we all be, I well up with gratitude on one hand—poisonous shame on the other... ... This vote may well be the most difficult choice — and the dumbest choice — I’ve ever had to make. I’m gonna need a few days to deliberate ... Brain Trust: Ye Gods! -- the much-ballyhooed robot takeover of human civilization is finally here! The Fortnightly Film Society's Much-Vaunted All-Powerful Super-Computer (All Rights Reserved) has seized control of the Fortnightly Film Society and -- by way of a separate email chain -- has culled from our membership ranks all of those amongst us who have failed either to (i) issue some sort of written communication to the group in living memory or (ii) regularly pay the Fortnightly Film Society's monthly membership fee (plus state tax, if applicable). Because we are but a meek assemblage of simple country brains who can offer no redress in respect of this reprehensible act of android villainy, we have no choice but to bid such erstwhile members a fond and regretful adieu. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViHENVBVbUg A Fond and Regretful Adieu! The Fortnightly Film Society
Nominations
  1. The Cannonball Run
  2. Green Lantern
  3. ⭐️ The Beastmaster
  4. Robot Jox
  5. Never Too Young To Die
  6. Intolerance
  7. The White Hell of Pitz Palu
  8. Stroker Ace
  9. Nothing But Trouble
  10. Clifford