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Rejoice, cinéastes, for the Fortnightly Film Society's Shadowy Governing Brain Trust™ (Pat. Pend.) -- whilst seized by a paroxysm of iron-fisted beneficence -- has graced us with a whimsical theme for this round!
All nominations (due in 23 hours and 36 minutes) must feature either this guy:
[Schwarzenegger]
Or this guy:
[Gerard Butler]
AFTER THE SCREENING MISSIVE: Hi everyone,
We sinister brains hope that all are experiencing a pleasant Sunday; we are reaching out to the FFS membership at this time only to provide some guidance and clarity as to FFS policy and practices in light of last night's altogether delightful screening of Twins.
To confirm, this is a club for the watching of bad movies. Artfully written, acted, directed, and/or produced films will not be tolerated, and any feelings of genuine appreciation and/or emotional satisfaction during any screening are highly inappropriate. Acceptable nominations are those that produce one or more of the following visceral reactions:
Boredom
Rage
Anxiety
Bewilderment
Contempt
Suicidal Ideation
Existential Dread
Thank you for your understanding and cooperation on this matter.
Best,
The Fortnightly Film Society's Shadowy Governing Brain Trust™ (Pat. Pend.) |
